"Feels ironic."

"Not long. It'll probably happen in our lifetime. We just have to figure out how to make it work."

"Truth be told, we kind of put all our eggs into this basket, but we do have the kick-ass potato cannon, though. Although, actually, this one is broken. We tried to put a Mr. Potato Head in it, and it did not like that."

"Maybe start after lunch?"

"He wants to be able to keep an eye on me and my money and that I need to get a real job to learn the value of a hard day's night."

"By wearing this standard Hooli ear-bud headphone, modified with a small piezoelectric sensor, the user can control their Hooli phone solely with their neural impulses. Point, click, drag, even type all using only brainwaves. Think it and it happens."

"Uh... Denpok? Can I have your Big Gulp?"

"Jian-Yang won the house from me in a game of chance. He told me to pick a number between one and 10. I picked seven, um, but it was three. Eh, you live, you learn."

"Uh, a couple of hours I guess. Then we're turning right around and going back to Phoenix. You know, he said he wants to be able to keep an eye on me and my money and that I need to get a real job to learn the value of a hard day's night or something like that."

"That's ironic, huh? No, for real, I'm asking. Is it?"