"Okay. I took an Ambien last night..."

"You do realize I'm literally the only person in this entire grocery store who's actually buying stuff for myself."

"I don't think I used those exact words."

"I am so glad we could do this."

"You do realize I'm literally the only person in this entire grocery store who's actually buying stuff for myself."

"The guy is a joke. He's a boorish, pompous, womanizing douchebag who got lucky, like, 20 years ago. And hasn't done anything since then."

"Look, I'm going to be straight with you. Peter Gregory doesn't care. Any of you; Pied Piper. Yeah, that's nothing. Peter would spend millions just to mildly annoy Gavin. These are billionaires, Richard. Annoying each other means more to them than we'll make in a lifetime. In fairness, Gavin only offered the $10 million because we started pursuing you. Richard... I know. I know!"

"Hi, Monica. I work with Peter Gregory. We met outside the TED... Peter Gregory is invested in a company that uses GPS in phones to track people. You don't know the half of it. And neither does congress."

"Let's put it this way. Would you want to go from being a rock band to being a Christian rock band?"

"'Cause EndFrame worked that Intersite deal for months, kicking every detail of the contract and SLA back and forth, promising tons of custom features. And you can't just make that stuff up."

"The guy is a joke. He's a boorish, pompous, womanizing douchebag who got lucky, like, 20 years ago. And hasn't done anything since then."

"I thought you moved to China."

"Uh-huh."

"'Cause it's not that easy."

"Our coin price wasn't growing with our user numbers, so we coded a diagnostic tool to go through the ledger and figure out exactly where our users are coming from. You're smoking my cigarettes, asshole."

"The guy has calf implants, Richard."

"It's Chuy Ramirez? I'm impressed. He sold a mural today for a half-million bucks."

"Gavin Belson."

"Which is why I wanna do your panel with Susan Wojcicki from YouTube."

"No, but..."

"Let's put it this way. Would you want to go from being a rock band to being (whispers) a Christian rock band?"

"I bro'ed down with him pretty hard. I mean, I think I did. It's... to be honest, I was kind of all over the map. I shotgunned a warm beer, and then I acted all blown away when he showed me 40 minutes of snowboarding videos set to Diplo remixes."

"People may take credit for your idea and try and sue you. How awesome is that?"

"They wait, they they had the highest bid?"

"The guy has calf implants, Richard."

"No, I do care. I care deeply."

"And Periscope does have a dick problem."

"He was in the Serengeti on safari and he had just gone into his tent when a hippo wandered into the camp. No, I guess the hippo started to charge when the guide grabbed his rifle and shot at it, but his aim was off, and... No, he he missed, but I guess the sound of the gun startled Peter, who ran out of his tent and... No, the hippo was also startled by the noise and had run off prior to Peter exiting his tent. He hadn't run in a long time, maybe ever, and you know, he just... that was it."