"I know things have been a bit antagonistic between us. We've been like, uh, Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan."

"I have a surprise for everybody, and, um, suffice it to say, I think that everyone here is gonna want a slice of this moist and scrumptious cake. We're gonna take a bite in three, two... \nRichard's in the cake!"

"What is this?"

"I bro'ed down with him pretty hard. I mean, I think I did. It's... to be honest, I was kind of all over the map. I shotgunned a warm beer, and then I acted all blown away when he showed me 40 minutes of snowboarding videos set to Diplo remixes."

"It's so great to see you, Mia. How's Pakistan? It's so great. I was there for a while, and as I said before, I have to go back there right after this for an extended period of time. Anyway, how's all this stuff going? You must be, like, dying of boredom."

"Agreed. I think I finally respect you as a CEO."

"Guys, nobody's eating the peyote. Will you eat the peyote, and then that'll break the ice and they'll eat the peyote?"

"Jian-Yang, this is really important. You need to give us a functional app. There isn't one. We haven't even made a demo. You haven't made one? Why? Boys, boys, let's speak in English. It's the law. I wanted to do octopus recipes. Octopus recipes? All I hear is "I'm a big fat fucking asshole.""

"Jack Barker, aka Action Jack. We meet at last. Erlich Bachman. Mr. Bachman. Pleasure to finally meet you. I'm a big fan. Oh, really? Of what? Metamucil? Polio? The phonograph? A nice piece of fish? Segregated water fountains? Senior citizen discounts at Perkins Family restaurants? Erectile dysfunction because of corroded penile arteries? Deviled eggs as an entree? Liking Ike? No. None of those, Mr. Bachman. I am a fan of yours. Have been ever since you were at the helm of Aviato. You know Aviato? Yes. Aviato. My Aviato? Is there any other Aviato? Well, legally, there cannot be."