"At this point, I could stand to be a little perverted."

"Last year, CIFIUS reversed the sale of Grindr to Chinese investors. They ruled that the sexual and HIV status of US citizens was something they needed to keep out of the hands of foreign interests."

"Richard: W-what does injunction mean? What does that mean? Ron: It means until this investigation concludes, you are prohibited from mixing any more Hooli chocolate with the Pied Piper peanut butter."

"Stupid Errich. Big mortgage. Seven credit cards. Not even one with miles. Fucking loser."

"Hey, buddy boy. Oh, there he is."

"Last night, when I was sitting out there by the smoldering husk of my palapa, so cruelly taken away from me... You burned it down yourself."

"Well, not exactly. Uh, I called Big Head to tell him that our share was worth half a mil each, and, uh, not five minutes later, his father, one Nelson Bighetti, Sr. called me and explained that I was never to have any financial dealings with his son in perpetuity, uh, ever or he would get very Italian on me. And I'm not interested to find out what that means."

"Are you Richard? Did you order an Uber?"

"Oh, hey, Gilfoyle. This is Mia. Are you gonna murder Dinesh? No. Bummer."