"Doctor: Before we proceed, I should warn you the shot, it works like gangbusters, but it does tend to cause acute sensitivity to sunlight, so you're gonna wanna stay indoors for four to six weeks. (Warren administers the shot) Doctor: What?! Warren, no! We wait until after I've explained all the possible complications, and only then, do we administer the injection. Dinesh: Did you say four to six weeks? Doctor: Yep. Otherwise, you're gonna be back here for something a lot worse. All right, well... that was a teachable moment, huh?"

"I think once you see the conference room suites though, you'll really fall in love. Well, I don't fall in love with rooms."

"Jared is bringing chaos to the house, and chaos is bad for our business.\nYeah. What is our business?"

"It's just this, then it repeats itself. You just kind of breathe and subconsciously absorb it."

"I was going to take you to see BattleBots Live with me, but no longer friend. Now who looks stupid?"

"I don't know. I can't remember. But I walk over and I see McNamee's having the short rib, which I hear is delicious but not too heavy, and then I say to him, "You're gonna have to tuck in your tie-dye if you want to eat here.""

"Richard Hendricks, huh? Prick."

"But I watched your whole TechCrunch thing online, twice. That whole spazz thing you did was fucking priceless."

"My grandmother gave me a family recipe before she died in a horrible way."

"I'm out of the Three Comma Club. Functionally, I'm just like you. Jesus, fuck, that's depressing."