"I just checked the ledger, and the coin we issued to Erlich was just sold for $20 million. \nRichard, is the mean lady right? Errich is now fat and rich?"

"Okay, so we're generating noise, but just not enough to interfere with anything? \nIs this gonna work? Did we just make billions of dollars?!"

"I think I might disappear for a bit. Maybe travel. \nYeah, I might travel, too. Where were you thinking? \nIt may help if, at least for the time being, you pretend to be mad at me. \nLook, Richard, I was a world theater minor at Vassar, but that is one Javanese shadow play that I cannot perform."

"Hey, buddy boy. Oh, there he is."

"The fucking balls on this egomaniac. You know what? Fuck Banksy."

"Well, now, gentlemen, this is it. Goodbye. Obviously, I don't care to make a big deal out of it, so I think it's sufficient just to go around and each of you say a memory or two of times where I've profoundly impacted your life. It doesn't have to be a profound impact. We're leaving now. What? International flight. Four hours early. No, international flights are three hours early. It's a new rule."

"Well, it definitely says "Hit her"."

"I am very excited."

"You don't speak for Gavin."

"And widen the spotlight!"

"Richard Hendricks, huh? Prick!"

"What? What what does that mean?"

"I'm finishing a story I'd love a comment on. It's about the death of an unpermitted Indian elephant named Maurice in your sculpture garden and its subsequent illegal dumping in the San Francisco Bay."

"You can have your lawyers vet the actual stock purchase agreement once we close here just to make sure no one is pulling any funny business."

"Hey, what's up, al-Qaeda? No, I'm totally kidding. I'm diffusing the tension with humor. No, of course not. Seriously, though, no beheadings, all right?"

"What, like Julia Roberts from "My Best Friend's Wedding"?"

"(Referring to Dinesh) Hey, what's up, al-Qaeda? No, I'm totally kidding. I'm diffusing the tension with humor."