"I've left tech for good. Now, I have a chance to do something important. Write a thinly veiled roman ? clef set in a whale-themed B and B."

"Hey, Richard. Did you order meat? Like a bunch of meat? Like 4,000 pounds of meat? \n\n Interesting. I put Son of Anton on finding us cheap hamburgers for lunch. It looks like the reward function was a little under-specified."

"In a fairy tale turned nightmare come to life, thousands of rats streamed onto the streets of San Francisco today. \nPied Piper's phones broadcasting intense ultrasonic sounds that began repelling the rats. \nThe streets of Seattle became the streets of Sea-rat-tle, and everyone was sleepless. \nGiants fans going home happy today as the Cubs go down swinging to the... Holy sh1t! \nThey're calling it "Rat-mageddon". Yeah. Except in New York, where they're calling it Wednesday."

"I lost so much f*cking money with those guys. I got rat-fucked. That's a pun. I made it all back though. Sweet investment in the hair transplant sector. What?"

"The very one."

"Gavin Belson started out with lofty goals too, but he just kept excusing immoral behavior just like this, until one day all that was left was a sad man with funny shoes... Disgraced, friendless, and engorged with the blood of a youthful charlatan."

"Well, Gavin speaks in parables."

"Jared, have you been crying?"

"What? What what does that mean?"

"You know what else would be a shame is if I couldn't find my flash drive. Gilfoyle, have you seen my flash drive?"

"Right, the one with the zombie script on it?"

"Jack Barker, aka Action Jack. We meet at last. Erlich Bachman. Mr. Bachman. Pleasure to finally meet you. I'm a big fan. Oh, really? Of what? Metamucil? Polio? The phonograph? A nice piece of fish? Segregated water fountains? Senior citizen discounts at Perkins Family restaurants? Erectile dysfunction because of corroded penile arteries? Deviled eggs as an entree? Liking Ike? No. None of those, Mr. Bachman. I am a fan of yours. Have been ever since you were at the helm of Aviato. You know Aviato? Yes. Aviato. My Aviato? Is there any other Aviato? Well, legally, there cannot be."

"You're not worried about the lawsuit?"

"Uh, return on inv..."