"Dinesh: What are you doing in first class? Gabe: So, the pilot is from Pakistan. I said, "Hey, I know a guy from Pakistan. I work with him." And then he said, "Hey, why don't you come to the front and sit in the big chairs." Dinesh: B-but that's me. I'm the guy from Pakistan. Gabe: I told him that, and then he... and then he put me here. Dinesh: Okay, but I, the guy from Pakistan... right... am back in economy. Flight Attendant: Sir? You're gonna need to take your seat. (to Gabe) And Captain Bashir wanted you to have these samosas his mother made."

"And then you also said, "We don't have to smell it. We just have to sell it. As long as those fat fat fatties...""

"Okay, is this a good thing or a bad thing? Someone tell me how to feel. \nAbject terror for you. Build from there."

"Are you? Most electricity still comes from gas plants and coal-burning smoke stacks. Do you know where your electricity comes from?"

"Would you characterize Mr. Bachman as a financially responsible man?"

"Errich is gone. This is my incubator now."

"Gavin Belson started out with lofty goals too, but he just kept excusing immoral behavior just like this, until one day all that was left was a sad man with funny shoes... Disgraced, friendless, and engorged with the blood of a youthful charlatan."

"I think what Gavin is saying is "consider the bear." And all this pizazz is like the honey. And it's become too sticky. There's too much of it. It's all over him."

"Gavin, you always said that here at Hooli, "In order to achieve greatness, we must first achieve goodness.""

"This is fraud."

"I'm just gonna say it. This guy fucks. Am I right? 'Cause I'm looking at the rest of you guys, and this is the guy in the house doing all the fucking. Am I right? You know I'm right. This guy fucks."