"Gilfoyle: Monica... gaining someone's confidence is easy. Appear open and interested by mimicking their body language and repeating what they say back to them. Monica: So, you just repeat what they say? Gilfoyle: I just repeat what they say. I was social engineering them. Once trust is established, the social engineer simply offers up information, and the subject will reciprocate: Pets names, kids names, birthdays. Then, that information is entered into a word list generator. Pop it with their hash into John The Ripper, and within minutes, you have their passwords."

"I say, what time is it? Uh Where's my phone. Uh, do you have a phone? Do you have a phone? It is fuck you o'clock!"

"How long can we survive?\nWell, the Siege of Candia lasted 21 years.\nOh. Well, that's something.\nIt ended in 1669, when the Ottoman soldiers were infected with plague after being attacked with the liquid from the spleens and buboes of the dead.\nWhat's a bubo? \nPlague-infested lymph nodes.\nSo, they would, like, scoop them out and throw them at people?"

"What?"

"Something's wrong with your frunk. It's all frucked up."

"He's violently allergic to dogs. It's another reason for our iron-clad no dog policy."

"What if before he dies Gina catches the virus? And then she spreads it from her vagina to your penis."

"So right now, I will send to you all the very first message ever to be sent on a de-centralized, peer-to-peer Internet. Ready?"

"That's dumb."

"I think what Gavin is saying is "consider the bear." And all this pizazz is like the honey. And it's become too sticky. There's too much of it. It's all over him."

"Oh, yeah, 'cause "Nelson"."

"Why would you assume that he's the CEO?"

"Well, you're stealing it all wrong. I mean, this is how you're gonna build the code book? Honestly? This is bush-league. And look at all these redundancies."