"I'm gonna be asking you to say a few words. Just a bit about how much of a fan you are, dedicated to the cause, my cause, maybe lead with a joke. Be good to have you there, Richard. Securing my legacy with you at my wing. Wear pants you can kneel in."

"I'm a busy man, Richard. I've lived an incredible life. I saw a yeti one time, and forgot for a couple years."

"...and Hooli, sir. Hooli also acknowledged some spectacular lapses."

"You know, there's a couple of beers back at the office with our names on them... because when I put it back in the fridge, I put our names on them."

"Did you get my messages? \n\n Uh... Messaging's stalling, too. \n\n I sent you guys photos of three different outfits. Did you hate them all? Wha... What's wrong? \n\n Uh, no. Definitely the second one. I like the second one. \n\n You really think a white guy can wear that and get away with it? \n\n Definitely. \n\n No. \n\n You know what? You're right. f*ck political correctness. I'm looking at four guys that f*ck!"

"My name is, uh, Nelson Bighetti, and I'm the President of Stamford. Stanford. \nYou graduates have a lot of responsibility. Finishing the important work of movements such as... "pound Met double zero", and "title icks". \nSo, I think I know, but-but why do they call you Big Head? \nOh, yeah, just, you know, boys being boys. Making fun of my, my big old dome. \nIt's not because your last name is Big-hetti?"

"What we saw was a very oily man in mid-sentence dip down, vomit, and then thrust himself violently face first into a glass wall. But I guess it's a lot less embarrassing the way you explain it."

"Well, does that "vehicle" have "Insane Mode"? One press of a button and I go zero to 60 in 3.2..."

"I wanted you guys to meet, because despite being a very diverse and talented group of young web developers. Gitscape, huh? Social coding platform. Tholio, analytics firm. Plucky, music streaming. FirstSight, dating site."

"I can't hold this smile forever, Jared."

"Oh, thanks, yeah."

"No, that's stupid. The robots will be working for us."

"This is fraud."

"Gilfoyle, please don't tell me that you hacked into EndFrame's system."

"Does it mean taking a stack of cash and lighting it on fire?"