"Jared is bringing chaos to the house, and chaos is bad for our business.\nYeah. What is our business?"

"Oh, shit."

"Yeah, I told her to give it to her Satanist friends out there. Looks like she did."

"Crazy Town's gonna be there. So is Puddle of Mudd. You know Puddle of Mudd?"

""Forbes" has taken me off their billionaire's list. Instead, they'll probably put me on their close-but-no-cigar list, which is ironic because I smoke a fuck ton of cigars. Why the fuck do I buy so many cigars? I remember the second I became a billionaire. I was ass-naked sitting right there, just clicking and refreshing, clicking and refreshing, watching my stock rise. And when it happened, I popped a rod so fast, I went blind for a full minute. Nutted all over those cushions."

"W-Well, did you hack into it or not?"