"Money just perverts everything."

"I think once you see the conference room suites though, you'll really fall in love. Well, I don't fall in love with rooms."

"Uh-huh."

"Oh, I was the sloppy girl in the discotheque, just twirling and twirling like the night would never end."

"Regrets? Uh... No. No, I'm-I'm happy. \nAnd you don't, you don't feel bad that you never got to... make the world a better place? \nUh... I think we did okay. I... actually could, um... I... I still have it. One copy of the... Pied Piper codebase. I have it on a thumb drive. I could show it to you. We won't... look into it, but, um... I just wanna show it to you. It's just got a couple things on there that I think... I, honestly, this was like when we were coding the best we ever were, so some pieces of this thing are... sheer elegance. I wish I could show it to everybody because I wanna show it to my students. Not my class, but another... I know it was in the desk. Okay, this is weird. sh1t, okay. Where is it? It's or... it's orange. It's this big. It's just a thumb drive. So, is anyone... have any of your crew seen it or anything? I mean... right here. That's insa... I had the... It's gotta be in the desk. \nIs it a problem? \nUm, no, not a problem. Um... It's just pretty fascinating. Although... if it isn't here... where is it?"

"When you left, I thought he was fried. Okay? Because his shoulders were all tight, and he wouldn't answer to his name, and his eyes went dead, like when I tell him I love him."

"Despite all our differences, we all have one thing in common, right? A signed agreement with me to build and launch your websites, not on the tired, bloated, old web, but on the new Internet of the future. The Pipernet. Which is why, from this day forward, I'm going to be naming the eight of you the OctoPipers. Until something better... TBD."

"I'm drawing thoughtful, zoological comparisons."

"We're using a crappy plug-in, so the latency is bad. You turn too fast, that mustache is on your ear. But with your help, we think we can cut our 'stache lag to just... 20 milliseconds motion-to-photon in... nine months? Just in time for Movember."