"What? Not Atlanta. Tbilisi. The country of Georgia, not the state."

"Russ: You think the f*ckin' AG is gonna wanna let the public see that he didn't prosecute a guy who did this? Richard: Oh, my God! Holy f*ck! Russ: Or this? Or this? Jesus, look at that. f*ck me! Richard: Hold on, wait... Is that you? Russ: Yeah. So is this. This. Here's portrait mode. There's a panoramic in here somewhere."

"I was eight years old, I stole my friend Ali's jump rope and tied it to the back of a truck that drove away, and then I told him I had no idea what happened to it. And when he cried himself to sleep, I ate his British candy and told him God took it because he hated him.\nJesus!"

"Our coin price wasn't growing with our user numbers, so we coded a diagnostic tool to go through the ledger and figure out exactly where our users are coming from. You're smoking my cigarettes, asshole."

"And you know what happens when I get drunk, Jeff? I get so sincere. It's really awkward. Fuck you, Jeff. Oh, um, can you drive?"

"In a few years, we'll all be working for robots."

"But couldn't you just show them a picture of these animals? A simple Hooli search would yield thousands of choices."

"It's so that I seem like I'm an out-and-about kind of person. I put that in the signature and then in the body, I'll write fun stuff, like, "I'm at the opening of a secret restaurant." Or, "I'm watching 'Jaws' at the pool of an old hotel." You know, keep it fun, vague, mysterious."

"The guy has calf implants, Richard."