"What did you do to that guy?"

"I have a surprise for everybody, and, um, suffice it to say, I think that everyone here is gonna want a slice of this moist and scrumptious cake. We're gonna take a bite in three, two... \nRichard's in the cake!"

"Stupid Errich. Big mortgage. Seven credit cards. Not even one with miles. Fucking loser."

"Hey, buddy boy. Oh, there he is."

"Just the fact that we're still calling them Sliceline guys and Optimoji guys is sending up all sorts of red flags. And I don't even mean the word "guys," which I just learned is a micro-aggression."

"You Judas. You cow-handed poltroon! We... we thought you were a Stallion!"

"No, Gilfoyle, but that is. No, it's that everybody thinks Pied Piper is in this death spiral, so it would be inappropriate to laugh at my hysterical joke. And it hits me. I know something that they don't. I know about the uptick."

"I want to know what kind of fucked-up childhood this guy had."

"The point being what those in dying business sectors call failure, we, in tech, know to be pre-greatness."