"Well... we do have a lot of funny people. You could add... balance."

"Well, to be fair, I never would've scheduled trust falls. I mean, you do one of those, you're so jacked up on adrenaline, the rest of the day is basically shot. We were gonna have a noncompetitive talent show with no losers."

"People may take credit for your idea and try and sue you. How awesome is that?"

"You're not seriously thinking of going to Tibet? You're broke. How the fuck are you gonna pay for that? That's where you come in, my great friends. I figured we might pass the hat? Just give whatever you are comfortable with. I'll pay for it, whatever it costs. Well, it seems the smallest of us has the biggest heart. Thank you, young Jinathon. Business class? Premium economy. You fly one way. Don't you need a visa to go to China? Yes. I can call my uncle in Beijing. He's very corrupt. That sounded... ominous, but, gents, it's as I was saying: Where there's a will, there's a way... just not for you guys."

"That's his booth right there. Oh wow. He's got a big one... I mean the booth. But, um, boyfriend, uh-oh. Awkward. Why? Nothing. It's not. It's actually... it's cool. Totally cool. Cool beans. Beans, beans, magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you... Toot? Toot."

"Hey, Gilfoyle, you wanna come inside and help me get a new flash drive on www.staples.com?"

"Shit, no. I got three nannies suing me right now, one of them for no reason."

"Crimes against children Really, so easy to get away with."

"Richard, I'd understand if you took it, but watching you end up over there would break my heart."