"No. Look how shiny it is. Plus, it has a frunk... A front trunk."

"He's violently allergic to dogs. It's another reason for our iron-clad no dog policy."

"My grandmother gave me a family recipe before she died in a horrible way."

"Shazam... for food. No, Shazam's not my vision. Of course they know that you're not pitching Shazam. That already exists. This would be a Shazam... for food. No. Sorry. Language barrier. Do you speak Mandarin? Anybody? No? That's not Mandarin. He's a stickler for the accent."

"Jaden, age five. I got it from his Montessori school website. He's not online, he's never gonna find out."

"Uh... Denpok? Can I have your Big Gulp?"

"Well, we are now living in a post-Rigby world."

"You will not discuss anything you did at Hooli at all, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. I didn't really do anything at Hooli, so... Good. You're getting the hang of it already."

"I never saw it."