"Oh, you're "that guy"."

"What? Not Atlanta. Tbilisi. The country of Georgia, not the state."

"(to Gwart) what time is it? One large artichoke, extra rare, cup of mayonnaise. I see you still take your snack at 3:17."

"What we saw was a very oily man in mid-sentence dip down, vomit, and then thrust himself violently face first into a glass wall. But I guess it's a lot less embarrassing the way you explain it."

"Jared, uh, you wanted me to unite the teams and I have. They are united against me."

"This might be morbid, but the cold hard fact is that if Blaine dies on our live stream, this could be good for us. I mean, we'd get a lot more traffic."

"Who else feels this product is stupid? Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana, Katie. And did it piss off anyone else? - Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana, Katie."

"Come on, give it up! I love this company! And how about you? And how about Jamiroquai?"

"I meant to say "Hi there"."

"Oh, thanks, yeah."

"Well, that is supported by the evidence."

"I have not. Mm, well, Richard, keep an eye out for it, will ya? Hey, Gilfoyle, you wanna come inside and help me get a new flash drive on www.staples.com?"

"CJ sold the blog for $2 million."

"Crazy Town's gonna be there. So is Puddle of Mudd. You know Puddle of Mudd?"

"It is a mystery why you think you'll ever see a woman naked."

"(Referring to Dinesh) Hey, what's up, al-Qaeda? No, I'm totally kidding. I'm diffusing the tension with humor."