"Editors are for people who can't write correctly the first time. We'll self-publish."

"No, but..."

"Hologram question. You told AT&T that the hologram would be interactive, right? \n\n Yes. \n\n See, asshole? My hologram can 100% dry hump festival-goers from behind. If they ask for it. Hashtag woke."

"Jian-Yang won the house from me in a game of chance. He told me to pick a number between one and 10. I picked seven, um, but it was three. Eh, you live, you learn."

"Your things are over there."

"You do realize I'm literally the only person in this entire grocery store who's actually buying stuff for myself."

"Okay, I have an idea. So, I've got one Pineapple left. Now, I've rigged some batteries on top of it, because we're gonna have to go mobile. Oh. We have to try. Okay, I'm going to put this in your backpack. Oh no. No, it's fine. I don't want it. I don't want it. Dinesh, it's fine. And you, you're gonna hold this kill switch, and then you're gonna walk into the most densely populated area you can find. All right? If you see the security coming, remember, you press that button and, poof, you're gone. I'll get as many of those m@therfuckers as I can. We'll be rewarded in the end."

"Almost like some of our users."

"Agreed. I think I finally respect you as a CEO."

"Got a lot of work to do. I'll be in the pool. Not crazy."

"No. Radio on Internet."