"At this point, I could stand to be a little perverted."

"I'm pretty sure you did, actually. You texted it to me last night, see?"

"Oh, I was the sloppy girl in the discotheque, just twirling and twirling like the night would never end."

"What a day. See, we'd still be finishing up orientation, singing Kumbayas and doing trust falls. But instead, both our Optimoji and Sliceline teams have gone through their first code review."

"Something's wrong with your frunk. It's all frucked up."

"Why does every home I've ever loved get stripped?"

"The Catholic church really did a number on that town."

"Always blue! Always blue! Always blue! Always blue! Always blue! Always blue! Always blue! Alway - Aah!"

"It's the trailer for my festival, RussFest. Three days of partying, sucking, and f*cking on a plot of land so far out even Nevada barely wants it."

"Oh, hey, Gilfoyle. This is Mia. Are you gonna murder Dinesh? No. Bummer."

"Ah. The nest wherein the asp doth coil."