"I was state-raised! You think I'm scared to catch a case... of some bullshit?!"

"So, until a Richard Hendricks reports an assault, I-I technically can't turn myself in for it?\nThat is correct. \nAnd what about a restraining order? Can I-I take one out against myself on his behalf? \nNo.\nWhat if I threaten you guys? Just hear me out. Fucking pigs, I-I hope that you get cheated out of your overtime. How about that, dickless? \nMaybe you could just try calling the guy?"

"Jared is bringing chaos to the house, and chaos is bad for our business.\nYeah. What is our business?"

"No, but..."

"Yeah. What are we doing, exactly?"

"Banksy is insisting his signature be on his work."

"Don't flip out, okay? But you have been in a coma for four years."

"Hi, Monica. I work with Peter Gregory. We met outside the TED... Peter Gregory is invested in a company that uses GPS in phones to track people. You don't know the half of it. And neither does congress."

"Incorrect. No, see, the whole launch is the bear, and the honey is the pizazz. The bear needs more pizazz. The bear is ravenous for pizazz."

"Is it? I mean, our our platform does exactly what we say it does. Okay? It's not like we're lying about it like fucking Theranos. And if our platform works, which we know it will, we will make them billions of dollars. Everybody wins, Jared. You still believe that, right? That, if given enough time, the platform will catch on?"

"Feels ironic."

"I was such a fucking pussy when Bitcoin broke, Richard. If I had the balls, I'd have put every penny I had into that shit five years ago, watched it go up, up, up, up, up and then pulled out right before it all came crashing down again. I mean, Jesus, why didn't I do that? Fuck me! But then, it occurred to me: I own 36 fucking companies, Richard. If I make them all ICO, that's 36 bites at the apple. So I did it. Yup. You know, one of the things being in the three comma club has taught me, Richard, is it's not always about money. Sometimes, it's about wisdom. And did I lose a B? Close to it. Fuck! But I bet I gained two B in wisdom. Ha, ha, Richard, if I didn't love this crazy guy so much, I'd knock his fucking teeth out. Nah, nah, I didn't lose it all. I mean, one of them got shut down by the SEC. On a few, we got scammed. But some of them worked. One of them worked. Listen, all the coin I had from the ICO that worked was on a USB thumb drive. And my dumb fucking housekeeper threw out my jeans, 'cause they were ripped. Even though I paid more for the ripped ones. And the thumb drive was in the pocket, so. $300 million in crypto is buried out here, somewhere. But my boys will find it. If they wanna get paid, right?"

"I mean, who here has a smartphone, right? You, you, me, Jian-Yang, Dinesh, Monica... Richard, you don't have to name everyone you know."