"I was state-raised! You think I'm scared to catch a case... of some bullshit?!"

"Starting today, I will be asking prominent members of the tech community to sign their name onto this. A code of conduct, authored by me, that pledges them to a universal ethos, which I created, that I call, "tech ethics," or, "Tethics" for short."

"It's unethical in the defense of ethics. Uh, unjust in the quest for justice. It's like stealing from your pimp to pay for your friend's appendectomy."

"And then you also said, "We don't have to smell it. We just have to sell it. As long as those fat fat fatties...""

"Okay. I took an Ambien last night..."

"Call Maddow."

"Do you ever fight?"

"What is this?"

"Oh. The bear is sticky with honey. See ya soon."

"Richard. You know that my default position is blind support of whatever you do, but this was not your best moment."

"I'm actually using the first dollars of my blog windfall on a trip to Kainchi Dham Ashram in Nainital, India, where Steve Jobs famously sought peace and came up with the idea for a little product called the Lisa."

"Synergy, bitches. Know what that means?"