"Gavin: Apologies are cheap, aren't they? There must be a reckoning. Which is why today, here in this public forum, I call for the attorney general of the state of California to launch an immediate investigation of my conduct as CEO of Hooli... leaving no stone unturned. The truth must finally be revealed. I apologize for putting you all through this, especially... those of you who actually lead lives of... real virtue. Richard: Hey, Gavin. I know that wasn't easy. Gavin: Sure about that? Should've taken the $10 million, Richard. Enjoy the injunction, thumbass."

"You did great, Champ, but here's the bottom line. We gotta cool our sh1t down with this guy before he lawyers up and sues us a new hiney-hole. You need to go talk to Ethan and give him a sincere and honest apology. Without admitting any fault or describing what happened in any way."

"Was that a wise purchase? Considering Richard just obliterated Pied Piper's runway hiring all those coders?"

"I am giddy!"

"I can't hold this smile forever, Jared."

"Richard Hendricks, huh? Prick!"

"She knows 400 Satanists in Boston?"

"I don't know. I was just smiling."

"Oh, hey, Gilfoyle. This is Mia. Are you gonna murder Dinesh? No. Bummer."

"If there's any greatness in any of you at all, now is the time to access it. Please don't disappoint me. Please, please, please don't disappoint me."

"I'm out of the Three Comma Club. Functionally, I'm just like you. Jesus, fuck, that's depressing."

"Uh... Denpok? Can I have your Big Gulp?"